On Tuesday, Republican presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani accused his Democratic opponents of being weak on terrorism. "The Democrats do not understand the full nature and scope of the terrorist war against us," Giuliani said.

And what party was in power when we got attacked in 2001? What party had intelligence reports?
Answer me that you fear monger.

You want to hear some wacked out shite?
But of course you do-

My Dad, who drives an MGB, was getting on the L.I.E. from Main St. (my old school hood) heading towards the City when he got rear ended by an 18 wheeler who was doing his impression of Cannonball Run. The impact sent my Pops spinning across 3 lanes. He ended up pointing towards oncoming traffic heading towards the highway divider; he then ran up onto the concrete barrier, which lurched the car up into flight. He then landed upside down, crushing the winshield and rag top. Some fireman and police officer who were on the highway behind stopped and got out of their cars. They heard my Dad yelling for help and they lifted the car up onto its side and my Dad climbed out. He had a single solitary scratch on his head- that was it.

A butterfly flicked its wings in Central Park? Makes me wonder....

Needless to say, my Dad is okeydokey and back to his martinis at cocktail hour and he's thinking about putting a roll bar into his next MG.

Klein Q Pro Frameset 54 cm 56 cm tt Red Q-Pro

View more pics 280108053106	My frame is currently for auction on eBay. If you know anyone who would like a great race bike, click through to eBay for more info! End Time Apr-30-07 14:30:40 PST Location Palo Alto, CA See all of my Ztail shares
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Yay! New bike time!
Put the new rig together and it's dope as. Light, stiff, carbon fiber = radmobile.
I know, I know, the stack height is goofy looking, like an old man's position, I know. But when the doc tells you you've got the back of a 60 year old you do what ya gotta do.
Did I mention it was carbon?!?

As it is the 30th anniversary of the Star Wars movie release I thought it a good time to share with you my very own:

Star Wars (ep. IV) Top Ten Moments (in no particular order)

• The opening scene with the Star Destroyer flying over (holy shit!)
  
• The first time Darth Vader comes on screen
• Princess Leia on screen at any time in the movie (meow)
  
• Han Solo shooting Greedo under the table then flicking the barkeep a coin as he leaves (badass)
  
• Obi Wan chopping off Walrus Man's arm
• The Millenium Falcon fighting off the Tie Fighters
• Darth Vader / Obi Wan fight scene and Obi Wan disappears
  
• The Millenium Falcon coming to Luke's aid in the Death Star trench (yee hah!)
  
• The first time you see the Death Star (I've got a bad feeling about this)
  
• Luke turning off his computer and flying by the Force
  

Custom Specialized Road Bike Signed by Paolo Bettini

View more pics 140108748642	This is a great charity to support and you can get a super deal on a road bike as well. Nice! Everyone wins. Pass the widget along and so more people can see this auction and support the Leukemia + Lymphoma Society. Thanks! Billy I. End Time Apr-27-07 17:20:00 PST Location San Luis Obispo, California See all of my Ztail shares
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This is cool as! Waste time and follow the clowns as they go round and round!

Apple iPod nano White (2 GB) MP3 Player

View more pics 320102784945	My buddy is selling his Nano- take a look and pick one up cheaper than regular price. It's in good condition. It's his first attempt at selling on eBay. Step to it, it's not going to be there for long! End Time Apr-18-07 14:44:48 PST Location San Francisco, CA See all of my Ztail shares
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Bontrager XXX Lite Carbon Mtn. bar 31.8 O/S OCLV 120

View more pics 280105882128	This item is currently for sale on eBay. Click below to bid or learn more! End Time Apr-22-07 12:24:42 PST Location Palo Alto, CA See all of my Ztail shares
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Have you ever seen this type of coffee maker?

It's cool! I might have to get one since it makes a cup of java in 30 seconds!

This is spooky as.

This is wicked! Meesey sent this instructions to me on how to modify a Staple's Easy Button and I think I'm going to modify one to say something annoying, so when I carry it in my pocket while I race I can annoy all my favorite people. I heart the Interweb for stuff like this!

Malaysian G.P. brunch was super fun and it was cool to have all my peeps cheering the red rockets round and round. I'll forgive Blanco and his love for the unibrowwonderkind of McLaren, but only because he buys drinks when we go out.

That's right, I do own a Ferrari flag. Jealous?

l to r: TNoakes, Blanco, Jen Blanco, Kate, Keith, Liz, me, wee Madeline, Yeah Yeah, Jeffleen, Nagy, SAxt, wee Marcella, Tanya and Susan.

My buddy just sent me to this site, since I like the house, the trance, the trippy jimmy jam spun by mad duffers wanking the wax. Hit it and give a listen. It'll stream and you'll want to dance in your cube.
It's cool as and if you've already been there, then why haven't you told me about it? You know I'm part Euro trash!!!

ABSOLUTLEY UNREAL!!! Block off 8 mins and indulge yourself in speed.

Bugatti Veyron at top speed
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My new favorite band, as of April 4th, is the Kings of Leon. This album is really good, but don't take my word for it, give it a listen! I'd say it's Southern Rock meets the Pixies / Modest Mouse.

Trek Team Time Trial frame + more 700c SM 53-55cm

View more pics 160102454406	I'm selling this frame and fork for a friend of mine. It's super clean and wicked fast! Get yourself a go fast TT bike, just like Lance would use. BID NOW!! No Reserve!! End Time Apr-08-07 17:57:04 PST Location Menlo Park, CA See all of my Ztail shares
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