this is a painting that I'm working on and I want to take a lighter to it because it's giving me grief.

this is the cat that comes by our house. his name is Mr. Peeps. he has but one eye. he likes to lick where his balls used to be. i call him mr. noballslicker. my wife doesn't think this is funny.

went to Mexico last week and hung out, played on the putting green at the Westin with a beer in my pocket. I want to get independently wealthy and live there for the rest of my life.

DaLisa and me at the reception. You know that show Daria on MTV? Her band did the theme song. She rocks harder than you.

MacNealy sighting and photo op!!! 

Cliff and I are at a club in Laguna Beach the night before his wedding. Cheese, major cheese. If you look real close at the prices it says 230 bucks for a bottle of vodka.
Nice, only at Laguna Beach.
Cheese, major VIP cheese.