A picture is worth a thousand words, or just a few, well deserved comments:

Ahem,

1. Does this dress make my armpits look fat?
2. Do you think I could rest my drink on these?
3. God, I hope I don't pop a seam in my pneumatics!
4. No, really, I am a size zero- I swear!
5. You have any extra foundation, Scary? I think I see a vein.
6. Oi! If I hold my breath my nipples get hard. Cooooool!