Things you'd say when wearing a wetsuit:

"Dudes, I think I just zipped up my back hair."
"I just peed. Heh heh heh. Warm"
"I think I've got a wedgie."
"Brah, seriously, triathalons give you the TOTAL body workout."
"We're doing doubles today, right? Sweeeeet."
"No thanks, I'm on the 13,65,22 diet- no cupcakes for me!"
"Yeah brah, you should totally put your Power Bar on your top tube."
"I hear there's a sale on Bento Boxes at Performance, whooooooeeeeee!"