Retired Dutch cyclist Michael Boogerd, seen here in 2007, and his former team-mate Denis Menchov have denied their links to a laboratory which has been targeted by anti-doping authorities for storing athletes' blood.

Riiiight. Everyone always gets stronger as they get older. Riiiiight.

And lest we forget, we used to root for this one too!

Believe half of what you see and nothing of what you hear.