You all should read my boy Joe's blog. He is the Ari of the Pacific Northwest bicycle racing scene and a funny old grump as well.
Read it!
He and I have similar tastes and he was once my road manager when I was in a really bad rock and roll pro cycling team. Please make sure you give him shite about not being married to his girl of a million years (they've been together for an eon, not that she's old...um...ok, you get it, I'll stop tapping away now)!